Bad Girl, What Ya Gonna Do?

I Finally Saw My Wife Naked!

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Funny/Humor/Satire
Published in
4 min readJan 27, 2024

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And I was shocked!

My wife was never seen undressed! Illustration by Dall-E and mE

Big confession. I never saw my wife naked during our 10 years of marriage.

Oh, I’ve seen naked people before. Back in college, several nude models were always posing for us students in one of my classes. I couldn’t figure out why they were there since the teacher taught accounting.

My wife did say she grew up in a cult that required everyone to be dressed and ready for the second coming of the Lord Jesus Christ. That could be the reason.

Or maybe she was hiding something? I had to find out what the truth was.

She had just showered and ran into the bedroom wearing an oversized terry cloth robe. I crunched down in front of the bedroom door and peeked through the keyhole. “So that’s what she looks like,” I commented under my breath. “Not bad at all.”

It was then that I noticed the rather large and colorful pattern on her back. I squinted and got closer to the door. It was a large male dog standing on its hind legs.

How did I know it was a male dog? He had a huge erect penis!

Wait a minute! The dog looked familiar. Then it struck me. And it hurt.

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