True Story!
Eaten by a Tiger
She was hungry!
This story involves a naive man and an oversized kitty.
Who doesn’t want to be eaten alive by a tiger? I think the adrenaline rush would block most of the pain. Maybe.
What if the ferocious feline wanted to play with her food for a while? Then, you should bring out the yarn you keep in your back pocket and try to get yourself off the menu.
Not everyone gets TV coverage when they die. But a few, like zoo volunteer Percy, can go to the big beyond doing what they love.
For your information, police reports and exit interviews with zoo officials supplied the facts to this story.
Also, the zoo’s popular 24/7 Tiger Cam recorded the gruesome event live and helped write this true story — unlike kid-oriented Daniel the Tiger on PBS, this tiger show was rated R for terrifying.
“I told him not to go near our female tiger, Empress.” The head zookeeper, Harry, said he told to the elderly volunteer, Percy.
Harry was referring to the tiger’s containment area, a large enclosure at the San Diego Zoo where the tiger can roam and nap during hot summer days.
