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“Welcome to Tony’s Pasta and Insurance — home of the famous Pesto Protect fire insurance policy.
Roberto, please hang the closed sign and draw the shades on the front windows.
We have a few more seats for those standing at the back next to the pizza boxes and filing cabinets.
Thank you for answering our Facebook ad for self-motivated individuals who aren’t afraid to get their fingernails dirty.
We have your names and contact information, and you have all been checked for at least one criminal offense. Don’t worry; we are not looking for angels here.
My name is Tony ‘The Adjuster’ Mozza. I am the primary claims handler. Since we don’t make any food on the premises, lunch will be ordered after the meeting.
Let me explain a few things about our business for those who still think we sell pasta and pizza here at Tony’s.
I see a raised hand in the back. Please hold your questions until the end.
Joey, please escort out the idiota who’s making jokes while I’m talking here. No, not him. The guy next to the Pepsi dispenser.
