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Cat and Dog Recipes!
Here, Kitty Kitty!
Ever crave a snack while you watch your dog run around the house chasing his tail and knocking over the 50" TV leaning against the wall? You know, the one you took from your neighbor's house last night while they were on vacation. You reasoned they already have three sets, and you nabbed the one from little Timmy's room. The kid should do homework instead of watching perverted Adult Swim cartoons. You're doing him a favor.
Does Fluffy scratching out Mt. Rushmore on your new table, which you just got on sale at Bob's Funiture Outlet, make you hangry?
Well then, you don't have to live in Springfield, Ohio, to appreciate these helpful recipes. Now ring that bell and start drooling!
Cats
Below are some cat recipes, including some of my all-time favorites, such as Purrfectly Pawsome Pâté and Feline Feast Fiesta.
There's always the appropriately named Kitty Kibble Kabob for a playful snack. And after the furball wakes everyone up at midnight chasing some random bug, use your vengeful inclinations to create some yummy Mighty Meow Morsels as a PickMeUp treat. Are you feeling better now?
