OMG, this is amazing!

I’m Giving Away Two Super Bowl Tickets To One Lucky Medium Member!

SOME RESTRICTIONS APPLY—See below

Allan Ishac
Funny, Inc.
Published in
2 min readFeb 10, 2024

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Logo of Super Bowl LVIII in 2024 in Las Vegas. Funny. Football. NFL. Sports. Fan. Entertainment. Gambling. KC Chiefs. SF 49ers.
Yes, you could be there with this very fair giveaway! (Image Credit: allegiantstadium.com)

You could be going to Super Bowl LVIII in Las Vegas! Yes, if you are a Medium Member and meet a few minor requirements below, just add your name to the entry form and you could win TWO FREE TICKETS to the big game between the Chiefs and 49ers. Enter today!

  1. You must have been a Medium Member since 1967.
  2. Entrants are required to have attended one Taylor Swift Eras Tour concert in a foreign country and been a guest on Travis Kelce’s popular podcast.
  3. You’ve lived in San Francisco for at least three years of your life.
  4. OR… you’ve lived in Kansas City for at least eight years.
  5. All entrants shall be able to recite the names of every practice squad player on the Chiefs or 49ers teams.
  6. You have danced with Patrick Mahomes’ wife at a bar mitzvah.
  7. You were in the operating room when Brock Purdy had his elbow injury repaired.
  8. No entrant shall have skipped the Super Bowl in the past five years to watch “The Great British Baking Show.”
  9. You have successfully tackled the 49ers’ Christian McCaffrey.

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Allan Ishac
Funny, Inc.

Author of The Mystic In The Mews (themysticinthemews.com). Satirist. Humor writer. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.