“Most Boring Earthquake Ever” Complain Pennsylvania Residents

After a mild shakeup, people struggle to come to terms with the underwhelming aftermath

Ben Ulansey
Funny, Inc.
Published in
3 min readApr 6, 2024

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When residents on the outskirts of Philadelphia awoke on Friday morning to a tepid rumble, it was uncertain what caused it. Mildly perturbed suburbanites were quick to take to Facebook and Twitter.

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Ben Ulansey
Funny, Inc.

Writer, musician, dog whisperer, video game enthusiast and amateur lucid dreamer. I write memoirs, satires, philosophical treatises and everything in between 🐙