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Mundane Household Chores are Hijacking my Professional Life

I would like to put more thought into this subtitle but there are dishes to be cleaned.

Ben Dillon
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4 min readJul 29, 2024

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At university, I had a certain idea of what my professional life would look like. I pictured boardroom meetings, Italian suits, and pulling a business card out of my pocket like I was drawing a sword from its sheath. I saw myself walking down hallways with a phone stuck to my ear and a gaggle of yes-men hastily jotting notes behind me. Basically, I thought I’d be a mix of Ari Gold and the entire cast of Mad Men. And the prospect was exquisite.

Unfortunately it’s all played out a little less sexy.

Working from home, on my own, is the antithesis of the Mad Men life I had envisioned. I sit in silence most of the day. I dress like I’m constantly on the brink of eating cereal and I rarely, if ever, have to take an urgent call. I don’t take clients out for lunch or get my assistant to grab me a quick coffee. The only person I get to order around is my Alexa, and she barely listens.

But the thing that muddies the waters most is the setting. I can sit in my home office all I want. But that one additional ‘h’ word changes everything. Being at home means that household chores are never far away, and they’re completely hijacking my…

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Ben Dillon
Ben Dillon

Written by Ben Dillon

Ben Dillon is an essayist and aspiring humorist who dreams far bigger than he achieves. On occasion, he writes in the third person.

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