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A Typical Day At A Bull$h!t Job
A Typical Day At A Bull$h!t Job
Like Office Space, but make it 2024.
Brigs H
Aug 30
I Joined The 5 AM Club And My Wife Left Me
I Joined The 5 AM Club And My Wife Left Me
I was just trying to get hard
Murphy's Law
Aug 27
Resurrected Rabbit…
Resurrected Rabbit…
To my mind, the life of a Rabbit is no less precious than that of a human being
Maliha Noushin
Aug 27
Republicans Want Free School Lunches To Be Spit In To Teach Kids A Lesson On Socialism
Republicans Want Free School Lunches To Be Spit In To Teach Kids A Lesson On Socialism
“There is a direct line between Tim Walz’s free school lunches to us being forced at gunpoint to eat our own fingers by Venezuelan death…
Dash MacIntyre
Aug 26
A Sturgy Eulogy for The Ages
A Sturgy Eulogy for The Ages
You thought you got away with it, didn’t you?
The Sturg (Gerald Sturgill)
Aug 26
Honoring Underwear Psychics
Honoring Underwear Psychics
Commemorating the Olympics, National Underwear Day, National Psychic Day, and the 2024 Election in my birthday month
The Sturg (Gerald Sturgill)
Aug 22
Tips for a Reality Show Addict: Justifying Your Love for Property Drama to Your Partner
Tips for a Reality Show Addict: Justifying Your Love for Property Drama to Your Partner
Real estate = real excuses
Laura-Liisa Klaas
Aug 22
Please Just Let Me Talk About My Farm
Please Just Let Me Talk About My Farm
I’m happy here.
Brigs H
Aug 21
How I Overcame Cancellation
How I Overcame Cancellation
Fame, shame, and the public’s role in it all
Murphy's Law
Aug 21
Top 6 Things that My Idiot Nephew Broke
Top 6 Things that My Idiot Nephew Broke
My greatest nemesis is a 7-year-old boy named Kyle.
Doug Fowler
Aug 21
Am I Not Good Enough to Mimic?
Am I Not Good Enough to Mimic?
An open plea to social media fraudsters
Jeff Hayward
Aug 19
THE MAN WHO ORDERS THREE BEERS
THE MAN WHO ORDERS THREE BEERS
Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, Or what’s a heaven for?
Maliha Noushin
Aug 19
Mar-A-Lago Guests Say Trump Is Giving Off “Jim Jones Vibes”
Mar-A-Lago Guests Say Trump Is Giving Off “Jim Jones Vibes”
And mid-August’s other Dada News headlines!
Dash MacIntyre
Aug 18
Difficulty of Olympic Events According to My Unemployed Roommate, Tyler.
Difficulty of Olympic Events According to My Unemployed Roommate, Tyler.
My roommate, Tyler, has been going through the wringer recently. Failed relationship, lost his job, and he got banned on Tinder…
Doug Fowler
Aug 16
What Happened When I Changed Amazon Alexa’s Name to Karen
What Happened When I Changed Amazon Alexa’s Name to Karen
The Unexpected Chaos of Renaming Alexa to Karen
Peter Schooff
Aug 14
Boost Your LinkedIn Profile With These 6 Mild Cancers
Boost Your LinkedIn Profile With These 6 Mild Cancers
Study shows that cancer survivors have a 16% greater chance of landing that dream job
Ben Ulansey
Aug 13
My Hinge Date Didn’t Like My Tesla
My Hinge Date Didn’t Like My Tesla
Who does she think she is?
Brigs H
Aug 13
Tattletale Tina and Other Corporate Morons© at Work
Tattletale Tina and Other Corporate Morons© at Work
How to deal with your office tattletale and what to do if you are one
Christie Hewlko
Aug 12
Ranking What The Guy Talking Behind Me in the Movies Said
Ranking What The Guy Talking Behind Me in the Movies Said
“Man, I’ve been waiting for this one for a long time, man. Let’s do it, man”
Doug Fowler
Aug 12
Coffee and Edible Underwear
Coffee and Edible Underwear
I’d adore it, they said. They told lies.
Maliha Noushin
Aug 12
Olympic Observations: From Flavor Flav to Masturbation
Olympic Observations: From Flavor Flav to Masturbation
The Individual Stroke Play event isn’t nearly as naughty as it sounds
John Corten
Aug 11
This LinkedIn Post Got Me 12 Job Offers
This LinkedIn Post Got Me 12 Job Offers
Hacking the system starts at home
Murphy's Law
Aug 10
Stop Putting Words in My Mouth!
Stop Putting Words in My Mouth!
Can’t stop, won’t stop!
Denée King
Aug 10
Big Lies Are Better Than Small Ones
Big Lies Are Better Than Small Ones
(I frequently wear rubber-hand work gloves, a t-shirt, and shorts when I enter the beer fridge.)
Maliha Noushin
Aug 10
Barking Up the Wrong Tree: How Cannabis Legalization Ended My K-9 Career
Barking Up the Wrong Tree: How Cannabis Legalization Ended My K-9 Career
Tails of an unemployed dog
Victor Yocco, PhD
Aug 9
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