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Signs That You Are a True Catholic
Signs That You Are a True Catholic
How to spot one of us
Kathy Minicozzi
Nov 30
Every (real) man has a favorite battle
Every (real) man has a favorite battle
Admit it, you’re bummed Hector lost, too
Murphy's Law
Nov 30
My A.I. Girlfriend Took Everything
My A.I. Girlfriend Took Everything
Tindernator: Come with me if you want to come
Murphy's Law
Nov 28
How to Be a Terrible Writer
How to Be a Terrible Writer
Anything is possible if you don’t try very hard
Kathy Minicozzi
Nov 27
What is your Bank Visit Count?
What is your Bank Visit Count?
Have You Noticed This at Your Bank?
Trevor Pinto
Nov 25
Burg’s “Cereal and Milk” Photo Sells for $5,000,000.00
Burg’s “Cereal and Milk” Photo Sells for $5,000,000.00
That’s cheap. Duct-Taped Banana fetched 6.2M
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Nov 23
If You See a Lunatic Outside a CVS, He’s Only Being Helpful
If You See a Lunatic Outside a CVS, He’s Only Being Helpful
Please ignore the smell of desperation…and urine
Brandon Ellrich
Nov 22
Hope you’re doing well, Jimmy?
Hope you’re doing well, Jimmy?
Certain sibling rivalries need to end the John Wick way.
Trevor Pinto
Nov 20
My Writing Can No Longer Be Y̶u̶m̶m̶y̶ Edible
My Writing Can No Longer Be Y̶u̶m̶m̶y̶ Edible
My keyboard is making sure of that this week
The Sturg (Gerald Sturgill)
Nov 15
Inappropriate Things to Say About Someone Else’s Cat
Inappropriate Things to Say About Someone Else’s Cat
You really shouldn’t say these! 🙃
Andreea Tanase
Nov 15
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, What’s Your Airport Personality After All?
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, What’s Your Airport Personality After All?
A Quick Check — on the Light Side
Trevor Pinto
Nov 14
Creative Things to Do with Annoying Junk Mail
Creative Things to Do with Annoying Junk Mail
Bringing good things out of freaking nuisances
Kathy Minicozzi
Nov 13
Baby’s Got Some Hot Cakes
Baby’s Got Some Hot Cakes
And other ways to implode the first meeting of your kid and new beau.
Diane Wilder
Nov 13
Parish Newsletter — Civil Disobedience
Parish Newsletter — Civil Disobedience
Local news for residents
Mark Ewbie
Nov 11
Uncover the Secrets of Medium's Financial Know-How
Uncover the Secrets of Medium's Financial Know-How
It's official — we're earners! Success starts now!
Boots Davidovitch
Nov 9
Please Don't Invite Me to Your Wedding
Please Don't Invite Me to Your Wedding
If I go, I might die
Mark Tulin
Nov 8
The Art of Being Awkward
The Art of Being Awkward
A step-by-step guide to making everybody around you uncomfortable
Samwise
Nov 7
Tantalizing Reasons Why It’s Better to Date a Cucumber
Tantalizing Reasons Why It’s Better to Date a Cucumber
Guaranteed to make you blush the next time you’re at the grocery store
Brandon Ellrich
Nov 6
To Yeet or Not to Yeet
To Yeet or Not to Yeet
Tomorrow we Decide
Trevor Pinto
Nov 6
BBC: Black, Brown, and Conservative
BBC: Black, Brown, and Conservative
A Field Report By Jack Hennessy
Murphy's Law
Nov 4
Duct Tape Your Baby: Important Lessons Schools Are Teaching
Duct Tape Your Baby: Important Lessons Schools Are Teaching
You can boil it, but you might get an F
Brandon Ellrich
Nov 3
The Year I Went Trick-or-Treat as a Witch
The Year I Went Trick-or-Treat as a Witch
Homemade costumes were traditional in our family
Kathy Minicozzi
Oct 31
Dear Gays! Stop telling People Who Want To Kill Me that I Support You
Dear Gays! Stop telling People Who Want To Kill Me that I Support You
A letter from a journalist on the frontlines
Murphy's Law
Oct 31
A Witch’s Lament: My Cat Makes a Pitiful Familiar
A Witch’s Lament: My Cat Makes a Pitiful Familiar
He’d rather lick his butt than help me cast a spell
Jen Metcalf🍷
Oct 31
The Ultimate Demise of Facebook
The Ultimate Demise of Facebook
A eulogy
Brandon Ellrich
Oct 30
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