AA Group Jokes
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1 min readJul 29, 2014
- I recently joined “Alcoholic Anonymous” group. For the third straight day, I drink anonymously with people I have just met.
- I was told to never procrastinate. If I drink in the morning, the rest of the day will be free.
- I insisted that I only drink, two times a year: On my birthday and not on my birthday.
- I proclaimed to never needing a drink. All the drinks I had were unnecessary.
- I mentioned that my doctors recommended me to watch my drinking. So I went to the bar which had a nice big mirror.
- Quitting drinking is easy. I myself have done it hundreds of times.
- Drink or no Drink, there is no try.
- I quickly learned that the difference between an Alcoholic and a Drunk, is one of them attends meetings.
- To make sure I was still sober to drive, I went to DMV site to calculate: how many drinks ago I would have qualified for DUI; turns-out i was constantly under-drinking.
