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An Open Letter To My Dog Who Won’t Stop Licking Himself

You’re a good boy but enough is enough

Original photo by Sloane Hughes

Dear Remy,

Let me start by saying that I love you, and it’s important you know this doesn’t change that. That being said, this has gone on for long enough and it’s time I addressed it. You gotta stop licking your dick and balls all the time, buddy.




Funny Or Die started in 2007 when Will Ferrell and Adam McKay decided to make a video about a foul-mouthed toddler who wanted her rent money. Since then, we’ve gotten pretty good at making funny videos and articles.

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