Bag O’Jokes VII
There is always more
Take a break from reality for a few minutes with some good and not so good jokes. I apologize in advance for the stereotypical references in regards to blondes, people who live near Warsaw, the racists and a guy named Zilly.
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, “My dog is cross‐eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?”
“Well”, said the vet, “Let’s have a look at him.”
So he picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.
“Well,” Says the vet, “I’m going to have to put him down.”
”Just because he’s cross-‐eyed?” said the man.
”No, because he’s heavy.”
A group of Chess enthusiasts were kicked out of a hotel reception for discussing their winning games.
The manager can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick
Q: Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
A: Because if had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
For Zilly…
A kid from Mississippi is on Harvard campus for the first time, he stops a student and asks, “Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is…
