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No that cat just didn’t…

I inherited two cats by virtue of dating my girlfriend. I love these cats and they’ve accepted me without reservation.

You know you have some well trained cats when they don’t beg for food, try to get in the garbage or play your Neil Diamond CD’s. These cats certainly qualify as well trained.

I don’t know how she did it, but when you eat, they disappear. Until you grab that plate of food, they sit with and on you. Once you grab that plate, they move at least 5 feet away if not into another room. When you finish, they are back. These are good cats.

So that’s why the horror of what just happened is so raw on my nerves.

I drink water. Lots. Like the little girl from the movie “Signs”. I have a glass or a large mug of water by the bed, on my desk or just with me anywhere in the house. Am I drinking too much, no, but it’s there if I want it.

For years, I’ve watched these cats disappear around human food and drinks. Never have I worried about them playing with my eggs or dipping their paw in my coffee. That’s what makes this so chilling.

My girlfriend went to visit her mother down south and called me to let me know she had arrived safely. But…, as I’m talking to her, one of the cats jumps up and without a…