Indigestion Ahead

This Thanksgiving, the roads will be as stuffed as the turkey. Here’s how to survive.

Richard Ratay
Future Travel
Published in
5 min readNov 15, 2018

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Hitting the road to Grandma Etta’s or Cousin Eddie’s house this Thanksgiving? Plan on a few extra (million!) travel companions.

According to a recent travel forecast released by the American Automobile Association (AAA), 54.3 million travelers are expected to drive 50 miles or farther en route to their destinations over Thanksgiving weekend. That’s an increase of 4.8 percent over last year and the highest travel volume in more than a dozen years, since 2005.

Without some smart preparation, the journey may feel more akin to “Mad Max: Fury Road” than a carefree cruise of family sing-alongs and “The Alphabet Game”.

Here are a few tips to keep you (and your family) from blowing your gaskets on the roadways this holiday weekend.

Get up and get going.The peak road travel times during Thanksgiving week are Tuesday and Wednesday between 3 and 7pm. Seems a lot of folks get home from work and immediately set out on the road. Don’t join them, beat them. Set your alarm clock, down a quick cup of joe and set out before dawn. This is especially important if you live near — or will be traveling through — big cities, where traffic can get heavily backed up during the morning rush.

Rain, rain? Go a different way (or time). Keep a close eye on the weather forecast during the days leading up to your trip. If storms — or worse, snow — is expected, leave a day early or day later than planned. Conditions can change in a hurry. And the consequences could be spending Thanksgiving in a ditch or rest area instead of at Grandma’s.

Keep an eye on what’s ahead.Monitor traffic down the road using apps such as Waze and INRIX Traffic. Know potential alternative routes in advance. And keep a printed Road Atlas in the car at all times. Especially in outlying areas where cellphone coverage can be spotty, Siri is no match for a good road map and a trusty navigator in the passenger seat.

Don’t forget to pack your patience if you’re planning on hitting the holidays this Thanksgiving weekend.

Road travel isn’t all fun and games. At least, not if you don’t bring them along. Stock your travel bag with plenty of ways to keep the kids entertained. Instead of relying solely on iPads and movies, consider more interactive diversions that can involve the whole family. Check out the Travel Games offered at melissaanddoug.com and Yes & Know Invisible Ink games. In my experience, nothing gets a family chuckling and chortling together like a rousing session of “Mad Libs” (www.madlibs.com). And while road trip staples like “The License Plate Game”, “20 Questions” and “I Spy” can seem corny to us adults, they only got that way because we played them for hours on end as kids.

Tune up your vehicle — with good music! Talk radio and sports broadcasts have their place. That place is not on a long road trip with kids. Instead, crank up the tunes and sing along — if your kids see you singing, it won’t be long before they join in too. Heck, by the end of one of my family’s recent road trips, my 12-year-old was requesting to hear The Carpenters and April Wine. To make things even more fun, create a playlist specifically for the trip — all 70’s music, all 80’s, disco, whatever. Or only include songs about roads and travel: “Life Is A Highway” by Tom Cochrane, “Everyday Is A Winding Road” by Sheryl Crow, “Cars” by Gary Numan, “Deadman’s Curve” by Jan and Dean. It’s a guaranteed way to get your kicks on Route 66. Or I-94.

Don’t let the gas tank — or stomachs — go empty. The candy bar commercials are right — people are different when they’re hungry. Like Lon Chaney in the light of a full moon, a family travelling without food to long can turn into snarling, malevolent beasts hell-bent for blood or sandwiches. Even if a huge feast is waiting at the end of the road, be sure to keep an ample supply of healthy snacks handy — apples, bananas, string cheese, juice boxes, even Clif Bars all are good choices. Offer them early and often — before your travel companions begin to transform.

Don’t wait until Sunday to get on the road back home—or else!

Sunday isn’t Funday. We already covered the busiest travel times during Thanksgiving week. We didn’t mention the single busiest travel day. By a wide margin, it’s Sunday. It seems everyone wants to take the entire weekend to recover from their turkey-induced food coma, and then sets off for home at exactly the same time. If you learn nothing else from this article, remember this: If you wait until late Sunday to head for home, you will rue the day you were born. Instead, beat the rush by leaving on Friday (the best day to travel on the holiday weekend, so long as you avoid shopping malls). Or, if you’re able, delay your return an extra day and take Monday off. In fact, take every Monday off.

Enjoy the ride. Road trips, especially with kids, can be frustrating, challenging and draining. They can also be some of the most fun and memorable times you will ever spend with each other. Many parents lament that they don’t have enough time to spend the time they want to with their kids. Well, a long road trip offers hours of free time and open highway. Make the most of every mile.

Richard Ratay has been traveling America’s highways since the days of rear-facing seats in station wagons. He is the author of “Don’t Make Me Pull Over! An Informal History of the Family Road Trip” from Scribner Books.

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Richard Ratay
Future Travel

“King of the Road Trip” and author of “Don’t Make Me Pull Over! An Informal History of the Family Road Trip, “ selected as one of Amazon’s “Best Books of 2018”.