Inventagious
2 min readDec 4, 2020

Does anyone die in Star Wars anymore…?

All of these characters have something in common. Their dead…or at least they should be. One was eaten alive, one blown up in a pit, one blasted in the stomach, and one cut in half…yes in half. But they aren’t dead…they are still alive. The Star Wars sequel trilogy (which should be de-canonized because it is complete trash) brought back Palpatine. It saved Kylo Ren by conveniently splitting the Earth in too. Saved Rey (Worst written character in Star Wars history besides old Jar Jar) by Kylo force healing her with by sacrificing himself.

The point I am making is Star Wars just brings people back for fan device and plot convenience. Not to mention the untouchable characters who I actually think are great characters but we all know they will never die like Asoka, Baby Yodo (Grogu), and Luke Skywalker…oh oops I forgot…the best character in Star Wars drank milf from a Space Cow and Forced himself to death in the worst movie ever made…but I digress. The Mandalorian is an amazing show and the real Star Wars 1–6 and even Rogue One are great movies. But Star Wars is facing a real death problem that they need to fix.

People need to die permanently in these stories or else their are no stakes. Star Wars is dangerously close to that point. I love Star Wars and not Disney Star (Crap) Wars except Rogue One and Mandalorian. Hopefully they fix this before it goes off the rails or we may see a purple lightsaber making an embarrassing comeback.

May the force be with you…until you die.