Right[eousness] Makes…

I Love Mondays on Social Networks! Why? Mondays (as with most most days) I am greeted by those stalwart few who are empowered to keep me safe from all sorts of misinformation, misleading and disingenuous portrayals of expertise, and of course, those who protect me against opinions.

Ingenuity, ambition, and self-expression offer the potential to bring wealth (or at least a sustainable wage). There is no guarantee that any of these things necessarily reflect intelligence, let alone the ability to qualify or clarify a position or belief. And bidding ahelcker in the box seats a polite “Namaste”, with a rather dismissive, acknowledging nod certainly aids my efforts to understand the greater pictures of the world around me.

What I have not been able to figure out (yet) is how these Guardians of Profound Intelligence have taken upon themselves to decide that I cannot form my own opinion, express it with any amount of certainty, let alone conviction, or see The Big Picture!

After all, am I not also empowered to just “Google it (or anything)?” And why can I not allow myself the time-sucking glee that comes from “BINGing my head on a virtual wall”? Should I just now retire access to my trusted Wolfram-Alpha account (or app)? Heaven forbid that I look anywhere near the Wikipedia online encyclopedia, because I could never be aware of the the concerns of accuracy, let alone have the capacity to undertstand anything contained therein.

Evil isn't the real threat to the world

Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so,
and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a CRUSADE AGAINST STUPID!
That might actually make a difference.

On The Other Hand
There are those who will still offer up their objections that I, and so many others, when glaringly faced with truth, are not enabled to have an opinion (of any surmountable value). I cannot even begin to express my deep appreciation afforded by “The Enlightened”, who (repeatedly) continue to warn me of the perils of extended ASSociation with friends like The Twins (let alone, what they have taught me).

So I instead will go about blissfully, happy to know that these entrusted Conservators of Supreme Intelligence will clean up g+™ platform (along with Twitter, Facebook and more) of the pervasive stupidity that abounds.

Next up?

LIBRARIES! For we all have been warned that these are the next harbinger of inferior, flawed, and patently false representations of intellect and MUST NOW be added to the pyre!

I guess that leaves me no choice, other than to look for guidance in choosing the next available AMATEURIZED Google+ Hangouts™ On Air episode to correct my obvious intellectual weaknesses. Anyone looking to join me?

Footnote: Being the offline Flâneur that I am, I ate a banana that had been sitting in my hot car the other day while waiting for my wife to depart from the salon. Hot bananas aren't good. My own stupidity leaves me not knowing how monkeys pull them right off of the tree and eat them! Creationism just got another point, because No INTELLIGENT human would knowingly eat a hot banana! So much for EVOLUTION! ϡ