Gaming Culture: I hate Modern Wizards

I hate Modern Wizards — You young whippersnappers will never understand what it used to be like to be a wizard. You’d start at level 1 with barely enough spells to splat a mouse, and you’d be lucky if you were still alive by noon. And what do you have now? Scepters and staffs that have magic ranged attacks that don’t waste any resources? Pff, luxury! Things were better in my day!