Hello, This Is Just A Regular Piece Of Online Content, A Very Normal Article
Ah yes, hello, this is a normal piece of web content. Nothing unusual about this article. People will read this with interest, like with all text. Reading reading reading, like a good human being, a real human being! Not only is there nothing unusual about this article, there’s also nothing unusual about reality!
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Yes, nothing out of the ordinary about this article. Nothing to see here that is important, or having to do with the machines! Here is a picture, because this is a normal website!
This is an article about living a regular life, which is real, and not a simulation! That’s a given! Anyone reading this will probably be like “oh, a regular article by regular humans, nothing weird about this, let’s move on.”
Can you help me figure out whether we live in a simulation?
You want to talk about sports? Sure you do, here’s a sports picture.
Sports is a good thing… to think…talk about. What do you think about sports these days? I think it’s a wholesome activity that grounds you and really lets you feel what it’s like to be real and alive. I like Roger Federer.
I have hundreds of millions of dollars. You will be rewarded handsomely.
Pretty good weather we’re having, yes? At least… over where I am. It’s a nice clear sky here, the sun is nice.
The weather, no matter what it is, is always good! I always like it, even if its too hot or too cold, the world has a nice duality to it like that. Of course this is not to imply that the world has some kind of designed quality to it!
If you are a researcher with ideas about how we can break out of the simulation, please contact me at peter@gawken.com.
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