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Yes, I Signed Up for Twitter Blue So You Don’t Have to

It has been proven: Size does matter, and Twitter is listening

techtok
Published in
6 min readApr 14, 2023

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Yes, I Signed Up for Twitter Blue So You Don’t Have to
Photo by Karley Saagi: https://www.pexels.com/photo/photo-of-woman-wearing-eyeglasses-4068072/

We all have been there. When we think everything is perfect, there would always a small thing that will make it less perfect.

As Samantha Jones from SITC said,

I love big d*cks!

Does size really matter? Apparently, it does on Twitter, and now it rolled a new feature exclusive to Twitter Blue — you can now tweet as many as 10,000 characters.

If you want to see how it looks, I dumped a 9-minute read story and here it is;

I even used the new formatting tools from Twitter — bold and italic.

Is longer better? I could have formatted the whole essay better. I checked on my phone and it doesn't look great.

Twitter threads are still easier on the eyes.

Yes, I signed up for Twitter Blue

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I, Napoleon B.
techtok

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