Get Rich Quick! (Product Ideas…)
Give the suckers what they want. PT Barnum
Vibrating condoms that stay hard when you can’t.
Pigeons that don’t shit. Invisibility cloaks.
Parents with a mute button. Happy nightmares.
Politicians with Pinocchio noses. A blow job app.
Self-repairing cars. Seduction lie detector.
A time machine. Mind reading headset. Hope.
Orgasm pills. Portable STD scanner. Edible cups.
Gourmet cook robot. Sincerity meter. Honesty.
Gun gloves. X-ray specs, Teleporter. Laughter.
Anti-loneliness inhaler. Broken heart tape.
Complete do it yourself dental care kit.
Many other brightly colored useless objects.
Find an Angel. Do a start-up. Go public.
The American Dream: have more money than god.
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