Gettin’ on the Short Bus

Jeffrey Field
Aug 22, 2017 · 1 min read
Knock ’em dead, folks. Hey, wait! Can I say that?! Source

gettin on th short bus agn

im a gettin on th short bus agn

got my hell mit

got my gluvs

got my tooth bush

got my kom

got my blu bonet on my hed

got a korter in my poket

got my finger up my nose

got my frut lums in a bunch

got my mo jo workin’

got my big butt twerkin’

cause we’re headin for a rally

be a ding dong dally

when he pee on my daddy

Burma Shave…

Daddy is on the left. I think.

Touch the big yellow turd for a bonus you’ll treasure for, what, maybe, two minutes?

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