Soupy Time Confuses Kitchen Utensils

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Mosquito vibrates
garish ear jelly prior
to leaked insults.

Thanks to Allan Ishac for today’s Truth In Satire. When I read this… “Transcript of conversation that included unsparing personal insults was leaked to reporters just hours after the incident”… I liked the idea of substituting the word before for the word after. Hence the silly haiku.