Trump To-Do List
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1 min readAug 12, 2017
Planning is everything…
Don’t think.
Tweet.
Lock and load.
Tweet.
Nuke gooks.
Tweet.
Invade greasers.
Tweet.
Insult colleagues.
Tweet.
Attack media.
Tweet.
Grope pussy.
Tweet.
Eat fries.
Tweet.
Golf
Golf.
Golf.
Tweet.
No retreat.
Sweet.
Tweet.
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