Typical SJW Edict

Mike Essig
Jul 21, 2017 · 1 min read
Scoopnest.com

It is not acceptable
to merely have an orgasm.

You must experience
an ideologically
correct orgasm
at the stipulated place,
with the stipulated person,
within written
consensual guidelines,
in a gender neutral
buzz word, buzz word,
buzzword, manner,
or your orgasm
is really a crime
and doesn’t count.

This is the law
of the new, blue world.

Take it or leave it.


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Honorary Schizophrenic. Recent refugee. Displaced person. Old white male. Confidant of cassowaries.

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