Typical SJW Edict
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1 min readJul 21, 2017
It is not acceptable
to merely have an orgasm.
You must experience
an ideologically
correct orgasm
at the stipulated place,
with the stipulated person,
within written
consensual guidelines,
in a gender neutral
buzz word, buzz word,
buzzword, manner,
or your orgasm
is really a crime
and doesn’t count.
This is the law
of the new, blue world.
Take it or leave it.
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