“This American Bro: A Portrait of the Worst Guy Ever”
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1 min readJul 25, 2015
“He has existed for as long as there have been gluttonous men dedicating ceremonies to their own existence. Anyone who objects is either a slut or a hater or a minority, and you need to GET ON HIS LEVEL, SON. The only things that change are the miscellaneous wristbands he wears, and the brand of energy drink on the promotional T-shirt they gave him. He is a chest-pounding, chandelier-swinging, Godzilla-id mutant who does not need friends, just a hierarchy of other men around him who will simply acknowledge the noises he is making, his indignance, his fury.”
This is so well written. It’s a ride.
Related: NPR maps the qualities of bros, Douchebag as a social identity of over-privileged white men
