The Girl in the Funny Looking Wrangler Genes…
…are they fitted to survive?
Self-plagiarized from Genius, Me? (Brands On Pinterest), today’s hottest educational social media outlet.
Cast (in order of appearance):
Fenwick Hall, our heroine, trained at Belmont Park
And Dalton, our hero, groomed at the New York Equestrian Center
With a special guest appearance by a lone wolf howling for her psychiatrist.
And on the subject of sex with that psychiatrist:
Of course, all of my recorded opinions, like my moods, are subject to change without notice— and the only thing I can attribute it to is lack of oxygen.
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