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The Girl in the Funny Looking Wrangler Genes…

Wendy Aron
Nov 5, 2015 · 2 min read
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a genetically modified Family Ties series

…are they fitted to survive?

Self-plagiarized from Genius, Me? (Brands On Pinterest), today’s hottest educational social media outlet.

Cast (in order of appearance):

Fenwick Hall, our heroine, trained at Belmont Park

And Dalton, our hero, groomed at the New York Equestrian Center

With a special guest appearance by a lone wolf howling for her psychiatrist.

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I bet he has the patients to resize this graphic

And on the subject of sex with that psychiatrist:

Will this be the end of a very mini-series, or the beginning of new chapter?

Of course, all of my recorded opinions, like my moods, are subject to change without notice— and the only thing I can attribute it to is lack of oxygen.

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