10 Things I Could Master if I Kill My Phone
Let’s face it, our phones are only holding us back. When was the last time you went an hour—nay, a half hour—without itching to escape into that little glowing portal?
Sometimes, in those rare moments between browsing social media, answering work emails, and avoiding eye contact with strangers by endlessly scrolling through news feeds, I imagine all the ways I could spend my time more productively if I would just let it go.
- Setting up an elaborate mouse trap to use against my husband who wants to take away my phone.
2. After anger subsides, I will create a dinosaur sculptures out of balloons.
3. My power of repetition will have increase immensely, so next is Dominos.
4. Due to my honed in concentration, I will then become a sword master.
5. Then I can find a muse and take up pencil drawing again.
6. Next I can build a slide for ducks and donate it to the SPCA.
7. Enter into Rubik’s cube racing tournaments.
8. Make several types of instruments out of literally anything.
9. Buy expensive projectors and spend weekends with Processing + Kinect.
10. Bake every day for my adoring husband.
Any more ideas of what I could master next? Comment below!
Kasey Wang is Gfycat’s Product Designer during the week, and a part-time Chaotic Neutral Illuskan Warrior on Wednesdays. She loves her adult-ing husband Mark, expressive Markov-chain robots, and arcades with premium claw machines. Check her out on Twitter @KaseyJWang
