In Case You Haven’t Heard, Cats are Jerks

Cats are great at many things: sleeping, eating, sleeping some more, and being fluffy, adorable dinguses. For your viewing pleasure, here are some examples of cats who give zero fucks about anything but themselves. Trust me, these GIFs were not hard to find.

Here is the cat that knows exactly how important tax season is, and cares this much about your financial responsibilities.

To be fair, though… WHEE!

Oh, and then there’s the cat who despises modern technology, and shows it by straight-up owning this drone. Wait for it…

In case you didn’t know, cats suck at sharing toys — even ones they’re not playing with.

To all you cats out there, don’t even think about watching a fellow feline have some 21st century fun.

They also suck at sharing food that doesn’t belong to them…

…even when someone else clearly has first dibs.

Seriously, why are cats so mean to each other? Where’s the camaraderie and solidarity among their own species? Like who wakes a sleeping kitten by SMACKING IT ON THE HEAD REPEATEDLY? Grown-ass cats, that’s who.

But don’t be fooled — cats are not only spiteful to their own kind. This cat uses its bulldog roommate as a bowling ball.

And this Siamese cat glides around on a Roomba like the princess it is, delivering drive-by smackings to innocent passersby.

Cats really love to terrorize their humans — you know, the humans that feed them, lovingly stroke them and clean up their poop. This cat gets particular delight from staring into the soul of its human victim before causing a whole mess of damage.

And by the way, fuck your puzzle. You probably weren’t gonna finish that anyway.