President’s Day: Trump’s Legacy, and his Stunning Artwork

Happy President’s Day! This year, throw on a pair of the darkest blinders you own — it’s in vogue to brush off more than a century of progress in basic human rights and constitutional respect! It’s been terrific. Just terrific. I mean, really terrific. Let’s review what Trump’s been up to lately.

Our 45th president has been busy at work sharpening his artistic skills. For President’s Day, he gave his props to good ol’ Abe. (He also posted to Instagram in Lincoln’s honor using a quote that assuredly did not come from Lincoln, but we digress)

Also trending in presidential news: Trump recently succeeded in pulling a Kellyanne Conway by claiming that something intense and vague happened in Sweden. Poor Sweden. Sad.

Who would believe it? Fantastic question. Really fantastic. We can all commend Mr. Trump for his flexibility — he puts his foot in his mouth at least once a day.

Above all, he gets major prez cred for having a crystal clear vision of a great America. In only a month of presidency, he has carried out several thoughtful investigations to discover the number one thing he feels is best for [t]his country.

We definitely know he’s worked hard to reach this conclusion, because he took a lot of time to ensure that, in fact, he had done significant research and analysis.

What else has Don been up to? So much more. He and Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe recently made history together by exchanging the longest, most awkward handshake of all time.

President Trump has also spent his first month in office figuring out trade relations. His goal has been to get his tiny hands on literally all trading paraphernalia. He is rightfully proud to show off that he has, for the most part, caught them all.

And even more impressive: everybody is talking about the staggering amount of thought that our Chief Executive has put into building a super solid wall.

Despite all of these accomplishments, there are definite skeptics out there regarding the truth of some of Trump’s statements, and his overall competence as a leader. But at least there is one indisputable fact, and Mister President wants us all to know it.