How Presidential are your Gift Giving Habits?

Are your gift giving habits worthy enough to make a run for the White House? With all of the strong opinions on the presidential elections, you gotta wonder…are you rooting for the right man or woman for the job? We’ve compiled a list of gifting styles to see whether you’re actually on the right track!

Ben Carson

Everyone knows you because you’re the gift card guy/gal. Sure it’s boring but you know it will get the job done and honestly you just can’t be bothered with pesky details. You’re likely to give an anniversary card to someone for their birthday because either you forgot or maybe that was the only card you had on hand. Even though you know gift giving isn’t brain surgery, you find it difficult and everyone still gives you a pass. At least they know you always have on clean underwear, right?

Bernie Sanders

You’re likely to either make the gift yourself or make darn certain it comes from a local store, not one of those tootin’, falootin’ big money corporations. In fact, you’re so concerned with keeping things fair, for Christmas all the kids in your family get the same thing — no special treatment for anyone! Most of your close family and friends know not to gift you in return. You’ll either give it to someone else who “needs” it more than you or insist the gift giver keep the gift for themselves.

Donald Trump

Your gifts are great…really just awesome and great, everyone loves them. Why? It’s not because of your beautiful hands, but because cold hard CA$H is the strategy behind your gifting game. But you’re not one to give it with a random, lame card. A flashy, gold envelope embossed with with your last name is how you like to do it. However, if the person expects something with more thought or doesn’t show enough appreciation by going on and on about how amazing you are, you’re likely to snub them next time around.

Hillary Clinton

You’ve been in the gift giving game longer than anyone else. You buy gifts from big retail shops so often, that people think you work there. But just to make sure no one gets the wrong idea, you make it clear that even though you bought the gift from Barney’s, the card actually came from the local letterpress shop down the way.

Marco Rubio

A traditionalist, once you find a gift winner, you give it to everyone. Variety isn’t the spice of your gift giving game. You put your gifts on repeat like it’s your job and you’re ok with that because everyone around you is gifting all sorts of crazy stuff. Be careful if you’re buying for a certain portly New Jersey fella though…he might start to question how many other people are getting the same gift.

Ted Cruz

People often wonder why you keep giving them maple syrup and Canadian bacon, but you won’t hesitate to spend 21 hours explaining to them how you’re the most American gift giver there is. Your motto? Deal with it.

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