Start the Day with Whiskey! (A Witty Ode to Man’s Best & Only Friend) |

By Wallace Runnymede.

Like not a few men, I have a faithful love that I have never once betrayed; and I know that, for her part, she shall never leave my side.


Start the day with whiskey!

My one, my truest friend

The Queen of all great paramours

The love that never ends!

Admire her every facet

She pours down milk and wine

Embrace her rosy lips

And lithesome, murmur ‘Thou art mine!’