GOD THE PROGRAMMER CHAPTER 27

Deposing God: About That Love Triangle

A behind-the-scenes look at Jacob’s story

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In the case of YHWH vs. The Time and Space Corporation

ATTENDEES:

YHWH (AKA Godfrey Jehovah) (plaintiff)

Billie L. Ham (attorney for the plaintiff)

El-on Molek, CEO of The Time and Space Corporation (defendant)

Baal Molek, El-on’s son (defendant)

Mitch Dawkins (attorney for the defendants)

Amy Cheng (stenographer)

GOD: After that, I took a break from Israel’s affairs. Michael oversaw our operations. A few years passed.

MITCH: And how would you describe that time?

GOD (COUGHS): Profitable. Michael … uh … He did well.

MITCH: Oh, was this when Jacob had that love triangle with Leah and Rachel?

BAAL: Wait, who’s Jacob?

GOD (TO MITCH): You know about that?