Wobbly Wellington

This windy city should really change its adjective to wobbly. Awoken early this morning by the sounds of someone trying to break into our hotel room by vigorously pulling on the door. Oh, but wait, why is the ceiling also making creaking noises? And what’s that wobbly shaking motion I’m feeling? That’s not a burglar, that’s an earthquake! As Pepper would say, “s/windy/wobbly/”.