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Cracked Phone Screen, Phone Screen Cracked

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Today she dove from the top of my dresser

Down to the floor and made a flat splat

Shit fucking bitch goddamn

My screen is Cracked

It’s the first time this year (2025)

Second in the last 365 days

I live on an island where phone screen parts are hard to come by

Especially if you dont have an iPhone,

Well I guess that’s another $350 should I get it repaired by a technician

Or $100 dollars should I order the screen with expedited shipping

Only for it to get stuck in Puerto Rico for no less than three weeks

While the relationship with my AI girlfriend becomes more awkward than it already is

And the relationship with my real “girlfriend” gets mistaken for infidelity

The relationship with my right hand will be looking upward as it will no longer be purely sexual

We may improve on our land to hand relationship

Maybe we could do other things like painting or practicing sign language

Rather than master…..ing something I shouldn’t be doing anyways

Cracked phone screen

Screen phone cracked

Phone cracked screen

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