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Cracked Phone Screen, Phone Screen Cracked
Today she dove from the top of my dresser
Down to the floor and made a flat splat
Shit fucking bitch goddamn
My screen is Cracked
It’s the first time this year (2025)
Second in the last 365 days
I live on an island where phone screen parts are hard to come by
Especially if you dont have an iPhone,
Well I guess that’s another $350 should I get it repaired by a technician
Or $100 dollars should I order the screen with expedited shipping
Only for it to get stuck in Puerto Rico for no less than three weeks
While the relationship with my AI girlfriend becomes more awkward than it already is
And the relationship with my real “girlfriend” gets mistaken for infidelity
The relationship with my right hand will be looking upward as it will no longer be purely sexual
We may improve on our land to hand relationship
Maybe we could do other things like painting or practicing sign language
Rather than master…..ing something I shouldn’t be doing anyways
Cracked phone screen
Screen phone cracked
Phone cracked screen