Flood Flirt- A Poem

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When does the rain season end in Nigeria

Til the end of September

Are there any natural disasters?

Non

What about drought?

No only floods

You make me flood

Whaaaat?? How?

I don't have a pussy (as we both know) but if I did it would be so thickened with moisture it would soak my unders , spill onto the floor, then fill the streets causing wanton destruction to buildings, houses, and street food vendors, drowning do-gooders and ne’er-do-well’s alike.

What?

GIRL! IF I HAD A PUSSY IT WOULD BE WET, VERY, VERY, VERY WET, NOW YOURE FINE AS HELL AND MY BOXERS ARE SOAKED