Wanna know something funny?
I opened my laptop, but had nothing to write
Starred at the screen 10…20 minutes or more
And still nothing
Sat outside
Smoked a cigarette
Came inside
Smoked another cigarette
Burned a hole in the couch
I quit on the self-pleasuring so I saved anywhere from 1–30 minutes
Went back to my computer
To come tell you about it.
Wanna be friends?
