The Medical File: The Best (Really Worst) College Student Excuses of All Time

College professors from around the country have offered the most outrageous excuses their students have given for missing a class, a test, or an assignment. Here are the best ones concerning health issues, be they real or imagined.

David Wyld
Apr 13 · 20 min read
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Overview

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Medical Excuses

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Gastrointestinal Issues

Catching Students in a Health Lie

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Conclusion

The Article Series

The Book

About David Wyld

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Basically, the Instruction Manual for Life….

David Wyld

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David Wyld (dwyld@selu.edu) is a Professor of Strategic Management at Southeastern Louisiana University. He is a noted business consultant and writer.

Good Advice Publishing

Basically, the Instruction Manual for Life….

David Wyld

Written by

David Wyld (dwyld@selu.edu) is a Professor of Strategic Management at Southeastern Louisiana University. He is a noted business consultant and writer.

Good Advice Publishing

Basically, the Instruction Manual for Life….

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