Have you ever lied about your nationality?

Today I learned American travelers wearing Canadian flags on their clothing or backpacks to get favorable treatment is so common, they have a word for it: flagjacking. So how many retail products fake nationality to exploit positive national associations?

I fell in love with Haagen Dasz ice cream while living in Japan. The brand is famous for choosing a name that sounds Danish. They’re really American.

American yogurt brand Noosa Yoghurt, based in Colorado, claims to be Australian-style yogurt, much to the confusion of fellow Australians visiting or living in America. To be fair, the company founder is Australian, but ask any Australian, or bring it up in any online community for Australians in America, there’s no such thing as Australian-style yogurt. Well, until Noosa invented it.

Lets go further down the spectrum towards lying, on the road to outright counterfeiting.

A few years ago my favorite undershirt, bought at an upmarket department store in Asia, had worn out. Seeking to replace it, knowing “London” as part of the name and logo, I assumed I could buy the brand in Britain, where I was living at the time.

Apparently the only link to London that Chinese clothing brand “Byford London” has is that fact that it has London in the name.

So I popped over to byford.com, and the moment I saw the horrible web design, knew I’d been duped. This was no mainstream brand. A few seconds later I noticed the language selection flags for English, Chinese and Bahasa Indonesian/Malaysian. I had loved the comfort and look of that shirt, but it was NOT the premium British product I thought it was.

It reminded me of a job I took many years ago selling perfume in a shopping centers. As a bloke, a non-fancy one at that, this was no easy feat, but I was placed under the regional sales champion, who truth be told was a sales genius, although not the most ethical one. She took the “Made in China” stickers off the product and told customers that this was the latest perfume collection from Britain. (The Union Jack was prominent on all packaging.) One skeptical customer did ask where it was made, and she was honest. “China. But then again, everything is made in China these days, isn’t it?” A testament to her sales skills even when caught out, she sold him 6 bottles that day. Her justification was that at the end of the day, she is selling to customers who enjoy the products, and are very happy with the price they are paying for it. She is providing happiness. I took a moral stance over the removal of country of origin labels and quit at the end of my first day, but her words stuck with me.

My Byford London shirt was excellent from a utility point of view (yes, I’m still going on about that), and it gave me about as much happiness as an undershirt could, but I couldn’t separate the idea that the product and brand were lesser for being Chinese. Truth be told, Britain had never been a major cotton manufacturer in my lifetime. But I felt I had been lied to by Byford London far worse than when I found out Haagen Dasz was really an American brand, probably because London is in the title. On some level, there was a little bit of sourness at having been duped by a CHINESE brand with a WEBSITE THAT BAD.

Will I get over my ego and buy for utility value as I usually do after getting duped by Byron and buy their brand again? I’m so irrationally emotional about this, I don’t know. I’d feel a boundary had been crossed if an American had overstepped a boundary by wearing a Canadian flag. It comes down to how bad the lie is and what I discovered in the process (in this case, a low quality website). We all know on some level we’re lied to by brands, and we’re forgiving most of the time, often largely because we’re creatures of habit and switching is harder.

My advice to the brand is not to fix the lie, but to lie better. Fix the web design, and make the copywriting more in line with western expectations. In their Asian market the European association for this premium brand works wonderfully, and I suspect their target market would react less poorly to discovering the lie. So improve the