That’s not mine!
Gotham Writers Write-In — 5/7/2021
Oh, this? It’s just a cigarette. No no, just a cigarette. No, officer, it’s just a cigarette! Well, I’m sorry that you think you smell something other than tobacco. Have you had Covid? Because I hear that when your sense of smell comes back it can be faulty. This bowl, you ask? Oh, that’s for my son. It’s not mine! I don’t even know how to use it! Visine? Why do I have Visine…