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From the Twisted News Network
THIS IS TNN
Good Day. This is Beverly Whiteteeth reporting from TNN’s world headquarters in Elko, Nevada.
We have two giant breaking news stories to report today; stories that could influence the lives of most all Americans.
Human evolution has been a rather slow process spanning many tens of thousands of years. But in modern times that evolution has been greatly accelerated thanks to technological advancements. It is a well-known fact that human consciousness was intensely heightened by the invention of the TV.
In the past humans just sat around with nothing to do but once there was a TV in every home they could now sit together as a family on the couch and spend every free minute watching TV.
But technology doesn’t stand still. It was not long before the invention of the remote control. Now people could watch TV without ever getting up off the couch to change the channel. Life on the planet got so much better.
Still, there were times when people had to get up off the couch, such as when they had to go grocery shopping. Well, along comes the internet and smart phones and now people can do all their grocery shopping on their phones while they sit on their couch watching TV.
