Grab a Slice
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Grab a Slice

How to Climb a Tree to Catch a Fish

The proverbial how-to guide (1)

IMPORTANT SAFETY NOTES: In case of insects: Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hatchet.

Because catching a fish in a tree may seem somewhat illogical; please remember: A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

Before you start:

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Peculiar Julia

Writer of poetry, prose, & the occasional rant. <a rel="me" href="https://c.im/@PeculiarJulia">I feed the monsters under my bed story cake & poem pastries.</a>