Has anyone ever really heard a cricket?

Ok was in a bit of a todo in my brain here. Am all better cuz I wrote it all down for you lol. It got scarier, then all better. Lol

Tonight in this episode of The Secret That Can Never Be Repeated:

1. I’m horrible to women. I love women.
2. I’m the loser at games I thought I’m winning. Actually, turns out no matter how that conversation went, I would…