“Everything I Am Afraid Might Happen If I Ask New Acquaintances to Get Coffee”

“They’ll say yes, but on the way to the coffee shop I’ll be abducted, and they won’t know so they’ll think I stood them up and be really angry at me, and also I’ll be abducted.”

These are so great and so real. #15 is an actual reason that I have avoiding making plans to hang out with people in the past — especially in the winter. Winter is a problem.

(credit to LS)

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