Welcome to Sarcasm
Please enjoy your stay
“I provide much needed sarcasm.” — Anya (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Sarcasm is my raison d’etre.
If you don’t know what sarcasm is, please look it up in the dictionary and SHUT UP.
If you don’t know what raison d’être is, please look it up in the dictionary and SHUT UP.
Every word I write or speak is said with love but comes with the following legal disclaimer:
‘Warning: may contain traces of sarcasm.’
You have been warned.
I’m only laughing on the outside
I was never the cool kid — hence my narcissism, sarcasm and misanthropy.
If I open my mouth, and words come out, I’m probably being sarcastic.
You ever noticed how social anxiety makes you seem incredibly antisocial?
Hello irony — meet bitterness and sarcasm.
They wondered when you’d bother to show up.
Sarcasm. Because reasons.
They say that love is a universal language. Sadly, sarcasm isn’t.
