An Open Letter from Life, “You’re Doing It Wrong”

Straight From the Horse’s Mouth


Hey buddy! It’s me…the reason you exist. First off, this is not a dream, or a hallucination, and you’re not dead (Yay!). Rest assured, this letter is as real as the steely black chin hair that popped up unannounced in your mid-thirties that you’re still to this day, scared shitless to touch…



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Jill Veldhouse

Jill Veldhouse


Jill Veldhouse is a humor writer in the Twin Cities. Her mom thinks she’d be more successful if she cleaned up her language.