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As a Black Cat, It’s Hard to Live Up to the October Hype
“Crossing your path to bring you bad luck leaves me little time for the things I truly love, like licking my butt.”
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3 min readOct 25, 2023
Being a black cat in October is not all it’s cracked up to be. People keep telling me it’s “my time to shine,” but you know what? I’m a CAT. I have priorities.
Before I get around to placing irreversible curses on you and yours, there are a few important things I must do first:
1. Lick my butt.
No one can clean my butt hole better than me. This task must be performed ritualistically every 289 minutes.
Even though I spend many hours in solitude, when butt-licking commences, I will need to find the most crowded room available and plop myself in the middle of it.
Butt-licking is a spectator sport.
2. Sniff this cat’s butt:
He looks sketch, no?
I need butt-related intel on him.
