Based on the Compliments People Yell When I Walk My Dog, I Am Killing It!

One Woman’s Unexpected Rise to Neighborhood Influencer

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It happens daily. Anyone lucky enough to spot me walking my teacup Yorkie-poo swerves from traffic, shrieking, “Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!” Other drivers honk and flip the bird, but my admirers don’t care…



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K.E. Flann

K.E. Flann


Laughs in McSweeney’s, Weekly Humorist, and more. Author of How to Survive a Human Attack: A Guide for Werewolves, Mummies, Cyborgs, and Other Movie Monsters.