Humor

Book and Movie Sequels Coming Soon, Thanks to the Alabama Supreme Court

You and your frozen embryo are in for a treat!

Melissa Balmain
Greener Pastures Magazine

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Photo by Kassandre Pedro on Pexels

“Alabama Rules Frozen Embryos Are Children…” — The New York Times

Frozen Embryos of the Corn

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Frozen Embryos

Frozen Embryos of a Lesser God

There Are No Chilled Blastocysts Here: The Story of Two Balls of Cells Growing Up in the Other America

The Karate Frozen Embryo

Spy Frozen Embryos

Miss Manners’ Guide to Rearing Perfect Proto-Fetuses in Liquid Nitrogen

A Frozen Embryo’s Garden of Verses

Savage Inequalities: Rock-Hard Zygotes in America’s Schools

Suffer the Frozen Embryos

The Self-Driven Ice Cube: The Science and Sense of Giving Your Undifferentiated Clumps More Control Over Their Lives

The Boxcar Frozen Embryos

What to Expect: The Cryopreservation Years

Frozen Embryos of Dune

The Illustrated Bible for Children with No Bodies or Brains

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Melissa Balmain
Greener Pastures Magazine

Writer, LIGHT editor, recovering mime. Words in McSweeney's, Slackjaw, TNY, Am. Bystander, Rattle. Fourth book: Satan Talks to His Therapist (Paul Dry Books)