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Children’s Books Approved in Florida

“Baa Baa Black Sheep” was banned for Critical Race Theory

James Klein
Greener Pastures Magazine
2 min readNov 15, 2023

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Oh! The Places You’ll Be Sent!
Undocumented migrants take a magical journey North in this inspiring tale of forced relocation.

Where The Wild Things Riot
Max leaves home to become king of an extremist militia that rumpus against the liberal elites.

One Fish Two Fish, Red Fish Dead Fish
Learn about aquatic species that have gone extinct because the government over-regulates the fishing industry.

George Is Too Curious
George is a good little monkey who is curious about his gender identity until the Man in the Yellow Hat stops his teachers from talking about it.

Charlie and the Right-to-Work Chocolate Factory
The Oompa Loompas’ union drive is crushed by job creator Willy Wonka, who awards Charlie a golden ticket as a tax write-off.

The Alpha Cat in the Hetero Hat
There is NOTHING GAY about a theatrical cat in a striped hat and bowtie when he shows the children how to shoot cans of woke beer.

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James Klein
Greener Pastures Magazine

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